Okay, so we pinched the idea from Real Madrid, but it is still the best kit this side of Spain. Blue is dull, red is showy and West Ham, Burnley and Aston Villa are interchangeable. All white is design simplicity, perfectly highlighting Billy Bremner's carrot top and Peter Haddock's pastiness. Add a purple tracksuit in the 70s and you could have been in the Tate Modern.